CHINESE SICK LEAVE
I NOT COME WORK TODAY!!!
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come>work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her, give me SEX!! That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
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1 comment:
ahhh hahaha that was excellent!
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